DARD BHARI SMS ,

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,
Na jane kya baat thi unme,

Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….

Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,
jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.
kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,
kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai…

Wada kar ke jo mukar jate hain
Woh log sab se jyada kareeb hote hain
Waqt to chalta hai chal ke badalta hai
Par ye log waqt se pehle hi badal jate hain..

Khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain,
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai…
Jo khaamoshi se guzar jaaye,
Woh dariyaa bhi dil me toofan rakhte hai…

woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai
zara unse pucho who hume kab yaad karte hai
Jo karte the kabhi humse bahot mohabbat
Aaj akele rehne ki baat karte hai.

Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota,
Rota woh bhi hai joh duba ishq-e-sagar me,
Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota…

Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke sath
zindagi badalti hai mohabbat ke sath
Muhabbat nahi badalta apno ke sath
Bus apne badal jate hain waqat ke sath….

Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai
kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete hai
kaise bhig sakti hai palke aap ke
aap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai..

Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna,
Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat karna,
Kaante to phir bhi daman tham lete hain ,
Phulon pe iss tarah kabhi aitebar mat karna..

Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain
Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain
Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain
Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi…

“Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki …
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki

Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro,
Hai har mohobbat ek jhoot yaaro,
Jitni khoobsoorat ho sajan utni gehri hai wo bewafaai yaaro,
Na yakin ho, to mere mehboob ki tasveer hi dekhlo yaaro…”

Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon ho gaye
Pal bhar mein hi khayal kyon tinko mein bikhar gaye
Teri mauzudgi ka ehsaas ab tanhayee main hota hai
Jab aankon se teri yaad paani bankar nikalti hai

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja,
Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain,
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar,
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya,
jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein,
wo kisi aur ko bin maange hi milgaya……

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Ek Chhoti si Love Story

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Mother SMS

Kisi ne poocha :
Wo kon c jaga hai jahan
har ghalti, har jurm aur
har gunah muaf ho jata hai ?

A little child smiled and said,

“MY MOM’S HEART”

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Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao,

Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao,

Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere,

Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!

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ek Din maa se pocha k
maa k marnay k baad,
dua kon karay ga?

Tu maa boli…
Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi
rait main nami reh jati hay.

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Ya RABB Meri MAA ko Lazawaal rakhna,

Main rahon na rahon Meri MAA ka khayal rakhna.

Meri Khushiyan bhi le le, Meri Saansain bhi le le,

Magar meri MAA k gird Sada Khushiyon ka Jaal Rakhna

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Maan ki baat jaan le jo,
Aankhon se parh le jo,
Dard ho chahe khushi,
Aansoo ki pechan kerle jo,
Wo hasti jo bepanna pyaar kare,
Maa hi to hai wo jo bacho ke liye jiye

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Maa ki mumta kaun bhulaye,
Kaun bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataun kaise ji rahae hum,
Tu toh baitee pardesh mein,
Gale tujhe kaise lagaun,
Lekin bhej raha hae pyaar ish sms mein,
Tera betta meri pyari maa…

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A True Love, Mom & Son

“A True Love”

Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gya.

To

Baap ne pocha, kya kamaya?

BV ne pocha, kya Bachaya?

Oalaad ne Pocha, kya laya?

Sirf

Maa ne pocha, din me kuch khaya?
Love Ur Mom.
& Also Pray 4 ur mother’s good health & long life.

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Miss You SMS

Kuch bikhare sapno se aankh me nami hai,
ek chota sa aasma aur ummido ki zamin hai,
U to bahut kuch hai jindgi me, sirf jo dur hai unki kami hai..
I Miss You Dear…
`
Na kabhi chupaya kI pyar kitna hai,
na kabhi bataya ki dard kitna hai,
hume aur ek us khuda ko malum hai…
hume aapse milne ka kitna intezar kitne hai.
I Miss You!
`
Ankho ko jab kisi se shikayat ho jati hai,
Dil ko jab dhadkne ki izazat ho jati hai,
kaise bhul jay kisi ki yaado ko yuhi,
jab kisi ko kisi ki adat ho jati hai.
I Miss You!
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Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulakat na ho,
udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
shikayat ho to hame maaf kr dena,
fursat se baithe ho to hame yaad kr lena…
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Lamho ke har pal me hume paoge,
Yado ke jharokhe se muskuraoge,
Jab bhi karoge hume bhulane ki koshish,
Usi lamha mera pyara sa SMS paoge.
I Miss You…

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Good Night SMS

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

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Suraj se dunia roshan ho jaye, chanda se raat mahak jaye
ae khuda unka sirt 1 yaad dila de ki raat mera magan ho jaye.
Good Night!
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Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte….!
` *
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana Dil ka,
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye.
Is ummid me karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ki shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye.
Good Night..
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Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off kar k
isliye ek Good Night kiss udhar mangta hun…
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Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain,
Bina sms ke dil bor sa ho raha hain,
kahin ye to nahin kee ek pyara sa dost
Good Night kiye bina so raha hain…

Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night…!…

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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”….
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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi.
“Gud Nite”…
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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…
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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!…
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Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night…

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Good Morning SMS

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING”

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Chahe ghussa karo, Chahe galiyan do, chahe sir pito, Chahe mobile toro, chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do.

Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge ;)

Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,

parindon ki aawaj ho,

hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,

us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.

GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY......

X’cuse me,

agar aap abhi soye nahi ho

aur msg padh rahe ho

to “GoodNight”.

Aur agar aap so gaye ho

aur msg subah padoge

to fir “GoodMorning”

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Cute SMS

1.Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada

3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

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Hindi Jokes

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

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Break Up SMS

Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
` .
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
` .
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
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Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
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Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
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Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
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Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..

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My Sweet SMS

(1)Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte….!

(2) Khushi se, dil ko aabad karna
Aur gham ko dil se azad Karna
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke
Hame bhi din mein ek bar yaad karna.

(3) Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

(4) Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar ka nomination aayega,
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega…

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